[0.0s] Previously, on Dumbgeons and Dragons, Halloween at Kron Manor, the Destiny's children got
[8.2s] the invite of a lifetime and make their way to Kron Manor with new friend Vorunax.
[14.6s] While at the party, they had many delightful beverages, took in the spooky ghost tour
[20.1s] by Mr. Mortimer, which led them through the many exciting events that were coming
[25.9s] their way.
[27.0s] While on the tour, our heroes became a little interested in other areas of the house that
[32.3s] they were told perhaps not to go.
[35.6s] They became separated and found themselves under the influence of something mystical,
[41.4s] magical, or just a bludgeoning to the back of the head by an unknown captor.
[46.9s] Let's pick up there and jump into Halloween at Kron Manor Part 2.
[52.2s] And you go unconscious.
[58.3s] All of you drift to sleep or get knocked unconscious or forced to sleep.
[67.0s] You don't know for how long and you awaken in a dimly lit space.
[74.5s] You see similar tile to where Sully had lit the match.
[80.4s] There is a mirror on one side of the wall that you can see in this reddish brown illuminated
[88.8s] area.
[91.2s] And as you all begin to come to, you look around and you see each other in opposite
[96.8s] in in corners of this room.
[100.0s] You feel shackles around one of your legs.
[104.9s] Oh my gosh, you're not supposed to fall asleep at the party first.
[107.7s] You have a dick on my face.
[109.4s] Let me see.
[111.0s] Turn the other way.
[112.0s] It's a little far off.
[113.0s] Is this the costume contest?
[114.0s] Yeah.
[115.0s] Uh, no penises.
[116.0s] Me too.
[117.0s] On your face.
[118.0s] How about me?
[119.0s] Do I have any phalluses on my face?
[122.3s] Nah, but you're still just a dickhead.
[124.5s] Yeah, thanks Sully.
[126.6s] Wait.
[127.6s] My head, like, is there blood back here?
[131.6s] Somebody hit me.
[132.6s] It looks like there's some, yeah, there's a glisten, some more than the usual
[138.4s] glitter.
[140.3s] Ouch.
[141.3s] Yeah, you guys were like, I'm so tired, I need to take a nap and then whack.
[146.2s] Somebody hit me.
[147.2s] Wow.
[148.2s] That's not very nice.
[149.2s] That's not cool.
[150.2s] No.
[151.2s] And I, it might have been Benjamin.
[152.2s] I asked, I, cause I heard kind of swinging doors like the ones we went through, but
[158.5s] I don't know.
[159.5s] Well, this is a concern and predicament.
[162.3s] I do seem to be chained.
[163.9s] Yes, I have now noticed that I am also chained.
[167.8s] Yes, no, it's three times chained over here.
[170.7s] Yeah, same here.
[172.7s] Uh, let's see, what am I gonna do about this?
[175.7s] Like, I don't want to be like such a, like a, like a, you know, like, one of
[179.8s] those, but like, help, kind of thing, you know?
[183.7s] Yeah.
[184.7s] Yeah.
[185.7s] There's a sudden flicker in the mirror, this is like a static that begins to
[194.2s] course through it and a figure, a cloaked figure, you can't see any facial features,
[202.4s] comes on and says, do you want to play a game?
[208.1s] I mean, honestly, not at the moment.
[210.3s] I should have used the washroom when I had the chance.
[213.6s] It's kind of what I'm thinking about now.
[216.8s] And so it's not the best time.
[220.2s] My head kind of hurts.
[221.2s] I don't know.
[223.0s] What are you, charades?
[224.0s] Like, what do you think?
[225.0s] You seem to be the kind of people who like to play games with other beings and bring
[230.6s] them to different places at random times.
[233.4s] And so I decided that maybe that was time to happen to you.
[238.3s] So you've got a choice now.
[243.5s] I'm sorry, um, who did we bring somewhere random at a time?
[252.9s] Multiple times.
[253.9s] Is that multiple times?
[255.9s] Any times.
[256.9s] Wow.
[257.9s] I don't, I know I've had a whole witch's brew at this point, but I don't ever really
[263.9s] remember doing that.
[265.9s] I remember having a dream about something like that, but it was, I don't know,
[269.9s] I was being some kind of goody two shoes nitwit or some shit.
[274.9s] It was a nightmare, honestly.
[277.9s] So it sounds familiar, but I don't think it's me.
[281.9s] So you're a bad boys end, Mr. Vorunax.
[285.9s] Bad boys for life.
[287.9s] Bad boys.
[288.9s] We ain't going nowhere, not with these chains around our legs.
[292.9s] Nope.
[293.9s] That's right.
[294.9s] So I guess, I guess we're playing a game.
[297.9s] Hold on, is this your fault?
[299.9s] Is this whose fault?
[300.9s] My fault.
[301.9s] Yeah, well, I just want, you said you were a transporter and that you transport
[305.9s] people.
[306.9s] What's in the trunk?
[307.9s] That's true.
[308.9s] What's in the trunk, Vorunax?
[310.9s] My buddy Jason.
[312.9s] You can't even let your captor get through his little monologue and diatribe
[318.9s] without going off on your own tangents.
[320.9s] You were all so selfish.
[322.9s] Well, I mean, I don't, I don't mean to sort of armchair bad guys
[328.9s] speech, but you asked a question and then that requires us to answer.
[334.9s] So maybe next time, just monologue and leave the question for the end.
[339.9s] As a regular monologuer of evil diatribes, I would recommend leaving the,
[344.9s] even the thought of a rhetorical question out so that you don't get,
[349.9s] you know, dickish answers to those questions you don't want to hear the
[353.9s] answer to.
[354.9s] Oh yeah, if I hear rhetorical, I'm going on it.
[356.9s] Yeah.
[357.9s] Who didn't ask a lot of questions?
[359.9s] And the mirror begins to shift in space.
[362.9s] You see this slab up on a wall and there's a figure like within the slab
[370.9s] and it like zooms in just here off to the side.
[373.9s] That's like off mic.
[375.9s] Enhance. Enhance. Enhance.
[380.9s] And it zooms in and it's pixelated.
[382.9s] No, no, like the CSI enhance.
[384.9s] And then the pixelation goes away and it's a crystal clear picture of
[388.9s] Moot encased in this stone carbonite.
[393.9s] He didn't ask a lot of questions.
[397.9s] It seems like he should have.
[400.9s] Yeah.
[402.9s] So what you do with Moot?
[404.9s] Wait.
[405.9s] So the mashed potatoes wasn't real?
[407.9s] Who is that?
[408.9s] Oh, he's like, he's like our best friend.
[410.9s] He's the third Destiny's child.
[412.9s] He's the third kind of Destiny's children.
[415.9s] Our group name.
[417.9s] He's the...
[418.9s] All right, all right.
[419.9s] He's a hot.
[420.9s] Great guy.
[421.9s] You'd really like him.
[422.9s] Okay.
[423.9s] He's really cool.
[424.9s] Yeah.
[425.9s] So this is a shocking development if you want.
[428.9s] I feel ridiculous now.
[430.9s] No, not Moot.
[432.9s] You purveyor of evil deeds.
[435.9s] Is that...
[436.9s] That's exactly right.
[438.9s] I felt disgusting in my mouth.
[440.9s] You, Mr. Vorunax.
[443.9s] The screen begins to move back to the cloaked figure.
[447.9s] You are burning about a certain amount of evil.
[454.9s] And we just need to put that to a stop.
[456.9s] Oh, you jelly?
[457.9s] I don't think you're ready.
[459.9s] I mean, if I'm leading the charge, I think I've been ready.
[462.9s] But let's see what you got.
[463.9s] I'm interested.
[464.9s] Maybe I can take some notes back home with me after this whole situation's taken care of.
[470.9s] The door on the opposite side of the mirror kicks open,
[474.9s] and you hear the same music as when you went out into the garden.
[478.9s] And the garden and the zombie gnomes begin marching in,
[484.9s] doing their Thriller dance.
[488.9s] Moving towards each corner and encircling you.
[493.9s] We'll see if you can get out of this one.
[497.9s] And the door slams shut and locks behind you,
[501.9s] and the mirror statics and fritzes and goes out.
[506.9s] The music stops entirely,
[508.9s] and you see these gnomes who before appeared to be painted and modeled,
[513.9s] and like they were just putting on a play.
[516.9s] Their skin is sloughing off their faces,
[519.9s] and their jaws hanging to the ground,
[521.9s] and some are missing limbs.
[523.9s] And they let out this blood-curdling scream and jump towards you.
[527.9s] Everybody roll for initiative.
[529.9s] Oh, hell yeah.
[530.9s] I feel like I haven't rolled for initiative in ages.
[533.9s] I know.
[534.9s] How do I even do it?
[536.9s] Oh.
[537.9s] Oh, better than I usually do.
[539.9s] I got a nine.
[540.9s] 21.
[542.9s] 21?
[543.9s] Well, I rolled a 16, and I've got a plus five initiative.
[546.9s] You got it.
[547.9s] I don't.
[548.9s] You want to roll for hillop?
[549.9s] Yep.
[550.9s] Sully is ready for a dance fight.
[552.9s] I'm here for a dance battle.
[554.9s] Okay.
[555.9s] Thing fits us.
[557.9s] Light in the space begins to flicker,
[561.9s] and these gnomes all pile on top of you.
[565.9s] Everybody make a strength saving throw.
[568.9s] This will be their first action.
[570.9s] Fuck.
[571.9s] 16.
[572.9s] 22.
[573.9s] Minus one.
[574.9s] Five.
[575.9s] Are the other people within like 10 feet of me?
[579.9s] How close is everyone?
[580.9s] I didn't specify how big the room was.
[584.9s] Let's call it like a...
[586.9s] 11 feet.
[587.9s] A large bathroom.
[590.9s] Okay.
[591.9s] So all, you know...
[593.9s] Are they within 10 feet of me?
[595.9s] Two of them, the corners right across from me,
[599.9s] or like to your left and right.
[601.9s] Yes.
[602.9s] Person across from you, no.
[604.9s] So let's place these people in this room.
[606.9s] Okay.
[607.9s] Damn hypotenuse.
[608.9s] Get that whiteboard out.
[609.9s] Son of a bitch.
[610.9s] Damn geometry.
[611.9s] So we'll say mirrors on this wall.
[615.9s] Doors on this wall.
[617.9s] And we'll go around in initiative order.
[620.9s] Sully, Glim, Barnox, Hillop.
[624.9s] So Hillop and Glim.
[628.9s] Hillop's to your left.
[629.9s] Glim is to your right.
[630.9s] Sully is across from you.
[631.9s] Sorry, Sully.
[632.9s] That's all good.
[633.9s] Those two get a plus four to their saving throw.
[636.9s] Great.
[637.9s] 26.
[638.9s] It wouldn't have helped you.
[641.9s] Sorry, Amy.
[642.9s] That brings Hillop up anyway.
[644.9s] Dope.
[645.9s] So everybody except Sully saves.
[649.9s] And we.
[650.9s] Yep.
[651.9s] So everybody was in a seated or prone position.
[656.9s] You're shackled.
[657.9s] All these gnomes are piling on top of you.
[660.9s] They're attempting to restrain you.
[662.9s] Sully, you are now restrained.
[664.9s] You've got it.
[665.9s] They're holding you down.
[666.9s] Makes sense.
[667.9s] You're the smallest of everybody.
[669.9s] Seems unfair.
[670.9s] The other ones, they're just clamoring at you trying to get a grasp on you as
[675.9s] you go around.
[676.9s] So Sully, you're first up in this.
[679.9s] You would have to make a strength check to try and get out or do some other shenanigans
[686.9s] as you see fit.
[688.9s] Well, I can shenanigan dagger them while I'm prone.
[693.9s] Yes, they are holding you down.
[696.9s] So you don't you didn't actively have a weapon in your hand to begin.
[700.9s] All right.
[701.9s] I'll I'll try to make a strength saving throw.
[703.9s] OK.
[704.9s] But I just for the record, it's not just a struggle.
[710.9s] It is weird and off putting body undulation.
[717.9s] OK.
[718.9s] Love it.
[719.9s] Hi Nat 20 undulated them right off of me.
[721.9s] That's right.
[722.9s] Take it.
[723.9s] Yeah.
[724.9s] The music begins starts back up as you're doing this and it turns into just this right
[729.2s] side Fred kind of vibe more than anything.
[732.9s] And you're like your pelvic thrusting them off and into the walls.
[736.9s] I'm too sexy for these notes.
[739.9s] And this was as one was moving towards you with a dagger to plunge it deep into
[744.9s] your heart.
[745.9s] Absolutely.
[746.9s] They are being thrown off.
[748.9s] That is your action.
[750.9s] You are now no longer restrained, still prone.
[753.9s] We go to glim.
[754.9s] Are any of them on me with the 26?
[757.9s] No, they are.
[758.9s] You are not restrained.
[759.9s] So you are you are still on the ground.
[761.9s] But they are they're like pawing at you.
[764.9s] They're just trying.
[766.9s] And are we just like one leg is attached to a thing.
[770.9s] OK.
[772.9s] Great.
[774.9s] I guess I'll stand up.
[775.9s] Love it.
[776.9s] And then I'm just going to try and sword them.
[779.9s] Swording.
[781.9s] Thirteen.
[782.9s] Thirteen will hit.
[784.9s] Yep.
[785.9s] Oh sick.
[786.9s] So that is a 13.
[792.9s] Thirteen damage.
[793.9s] So yeah.
[794.9s] Slashing damage.
[795.9s] Stand up and brandish your sword and swing it down through this group of zombie gnomes
[801.9s] who let out these moans and groans as they are.
[804.9s] Several of them are eviscerated and just thrown across the floor in front of you.
[812.9s] Make two 13s.
[813.9s] Nailing the Halloween theme.
[815.9s] Yep.
[816.9s] Vorunax, you're level 20 still, obviously.
[818.9s] So you can do whatever you want.
[819.9s] Just burn this whole fucking thing down.
[820.9s] I down myself.
[821.9s] I guess level 18 is what I down myself.
[823.9s] I meant to do it to 16.
[826.9s] We are at four.
[827.9s] Doesn't matter.
[828.9s] Okay, there's all kinds of people at parties, okay?
[831.9s] Right on.
[832.9s] Well then I'm just going to do some light murdering.
[835.9s] Just do some light murder.
[837.9s] Yeah, you know.
[838.9s] Do whatever you got.
[839.9s] Alright, cool.
[840.9s] Well then just Wand of Orcus.
[841.9s] All you undead, shut up.
[843.9s] It's fine.
[844.9s] No.
[845.9s] No, I'm going to bust out the Wand of Orcus and just like lay into these undead.
[850.9s] Okay.
[851.9s] You know.
[852.9s] Twenty-six.
[853.9s] So you're just using it as a bludgeoning weapon?
[858.9s] Oh yeah, I just stand up, smack the shit out of these little gnomes.
[861.9s] Say, look, I danced with you.
[864.9s] Twenty-six is going to hit.
[865.9s] I danced with you.
[867.9s] We shared a moment.
[869.9s] Twenty total damage.
[871.9s] Twelve of it is necrotic if it makes a difference.
[873.9s] I'm sure it might.
[874.9s] It definitely does.
[876.9s] You slam down into these gnomes who see the Wand of Orcus and look terrified as you pull
[884.9s] it out.
[885.9s] And then they are crushed beneath it.
[888.9s] There's still a couple of them on each of you in Glim.
[892.9s] And then we will go to Hillop.
[895.9s] Hillop, who's just kind of wiggling and writhing around, pulls a baseball bat.
[901.9s] Hillop, who's just kind of wiggling and writhing around, pulls a baguette out of who
[907.9s] knows where and swings to try and hit with it.
[910.9s] You roll for Hillop.
[913.9s] And the baguette explodes because it's just a baguette.
[917.9s] Yeah, but does the shrapnel of the stale baguette get lodged into the eye of one
[925.9s] of them who's looking like he's having just a hard time with it?
[929.9s] That's slightly irritating.
[930.9s] Yeah, it's just bad.
[931.9s] I mean, now it's soft and it's kind of conformed to the eye, so it's going to be a real yeasty
[937.9s] later.
[944.9s] It's the gnome's turn, and they are...
[947.9s] I said there were two on each Glim and Vorunax.
[951.9s] Sully, you've...
[953.9s] You're off.
[955.9s] There were five over there.
[957.9s] And five on Hillop.
[959.9s] They are going to try and slam attack you, for lack of a better term.
[965.9s] One of them does have a blade, so the one with the blade is going to try and go for
[969.9s] Sully.
[970.9s] I won't make you roll for that one.
[972.9s] Why not?
[973.9s] You didn't like the low rolls I was given?
[975.9s] I didn't like the low rolls I was given.
[977.9s] That's going to be a 16 to hit with this bladed zombie.
[981.9s] Nice.
[982.9s] He's a 16.
[983.9s] If it meets, it beats.
[984.9s] That's three piercing damage as he clamors up and runs over to you screaming, and tries
[991.9s] to stab into you.
[992.9s] Oh, fuck.
[993.9s] Gee.
[994.9s] And does so.
[995.9s] Dick.
[996.9s] The other ones rush over to Glim.
[1003.9s] The ones who were on Hillop and a couple that were on Sully are going to try and
[1006.9s] rush over to Glim, and a couple are going to rush over to Vorunax.
[1009.9s] Both of you make a strength saving throw as they jump at you en masse.
[1015.9s] 14.
[1016.9s] 22.
[1017.9s] 22 is good.
[1019.9s] 14.
[1020.9s] You are weighted down.
[1022.9s] They have your arms pulled down, avoiding the blade if at all possible.
[1028.9s] To swing, you're going to have to roll with disadvantage, or you're going to have
[1032.9s] to try and shake them off with a strength saving throw on your next turn.
[1035.9s] Okay.
[1036.9s] Sully, it's your turn.
[1037.9s] There's a gnome on top of you who's just impaled you with a dagger.
[1041.9s] It's really rude.
[1042.9s] Brutal.
[1043.9s] I want to take out my dagger and impale him.
[1046.9s] I've got two.
[1047.9s] I can do two-handed.
[1048.9s] Ha ha.
[1049.9s] So I'm just letting him, like, I guess he can't hang from me because we're
[1053.9s] like the same size.
[1055.9s] Yeah, they are the same size.
[1057.9s] Yeah.
[1058.9s] So, like, dagger's in me.
[1062.9s] Yeah.
[1063.9s] I just let him do it.
[1064.9s] I take both of my hands and I whip out my daggers, and what I want to do is I
[1069.9s] want to, whoosh, from side to side right through his ears.
[1072.9s] Love it.
[1073.9s] Sick.
[1074.9s] And instead, oh, wait, it's a 17.
[1078.9s] That definitely works.
[1080.9s] Oh, yes.
[1081.9s] I want to stab him in his ears.
[1083.9s] You don't need to roll for damage.
[1084.9s] You're stabbing him into his brain space.
[1086.9s] So two daggers go in through the ears and, like, you feel the blades,
[1091.9s] like, shank off of each other inside the head.
[1094.9s] Oh.
[1095.9s] And he stops immediately and just kind of slumps as you pull them out and he slumps
[1099.9s] to the ground.
[1101.9s] Oh.
[1102.9s] Damn, Sully.
[1103.9s] He stabbed me in my chest.
[1105.9s] I know.
[1106.9s] That was amazing.
[1107.9s] And Glim, as you look down, after you say that, there's these gnomes hanging
[1112.9s] off of your arms, three of them on each arm trying to pull this blade.
[1116.9s] The others on your blade hand are trying to pull your fingers free.
[1119.9s] Hey, Glim, it looks like you're, like, doing a daycare over there and the
[1123.9s] kids are unruly.
[1124.9s] I know.
[1125.9s] And that's just what I would do if I ran a daycare.
[1127.9s] And then I slam my hand against the wall.
[1133.9s] I'm just kidding.
[1134.9s] It's not what I would do if I ran a daycare.
[1136.9s] Don't, oh, don't ever tell anyone.
[1139.9s] Make an unarmed, an unarmed attack.
[1142.9s] Don't ask Carla to base.
[1144.9s] 23.
[1145.9s] Yeah, that definitely happens.
[1146.9s] So with the sword hand because I want to, like, knock him off.
[1148.9s] Yeah, so you got that.
[1149.9s] So, yeah, the three that are hanging off your sword hand get flung into the wall
[1154.9s] and you hear crushing of bone and matter as they slump to the ground.
[1160.9s] And you have your sword hand free, but you only have one action.
[1163.9s] So we go to Bardox.
[1165.9s] Yep, that's it.
[1166.9s] Like, they do good work.
[1168.9s] I need to remember to talk to them after this is done.
[1170.9s] So Sully's getting, like, attacked more than others?
[1173.9s] Not anymore.
[1174.9s] I think it was just that one still lost.
[1176.9s] That he killed.
[1178.9s] Yeah, so there's three on Glem, five on you, a couple on Sully, and a couple on Halem.
[1189.9s] Okay, well, if there's more on me than anyone else, then I'll just start, you know, swinging at the ones on me.
[1194.9s] There we go, 21 and 17 total damage.
[1201.9s] Swinging down with the Wand of Orcus, you crush through them.
[1205.9s] They have domino effect down and into the wall beside you.
[1209.9s] One of them gets blasted into the door and, like, crushes through and into the hallway
[1214.9s] where beyond, now that the door is open, you hear this, like, nothing that you can pick up
[1220.9s] is what they're saying, but you hear, like, whispering murmurs and laughter coming from the hallways.
[1226.9s] That sounds very scary outside.
[1232.9s] I'm going to try and stab him with my baguette.
[1234.9s] He's got the warm, crusty parts now.
[1237.9s] He's going to do so.
[1241.9s] Hylop doesn't have weapons or spells or anything.
[1244.9s] What's Hylop?
[1245.9s] That was a three.
[1246.9s] Hylop's a baguette man.
[1248.9s] Hylop is here for a party.
[1250.9s] He's here.
[1251.9s] Yeah, that's right.
[1252.9s] Not everyone takes all their gear.
[1253.9s] No, I was not here.
[1254.9s] I was not prepared to fight an adventure at a party, at Halloween party.
[1259.9s] Good God.
[1260.9s] Is that three?
[1261.9s] It was a three.
[1262.9s] Yeah, three.
[1263.9s] Well, I'll make a sandwich for you.
[1266.9s] How about that?
[1267.9s] That would be better than what I'm doing now.
[1270.9s] The gnome in front of him just laughs and tries to take a bite out of him and
[1276.9s] does so.
[1277.9s] He latches on to Hylop's leg and takes his chomp out of him.
[1282.9s] The three on your other arm, Glim, are going to try and do the same.
[1288.9s] That's 19.
[1291.9s] Oh, that'll do it.
[1292.9s] You take a couple chunks out of your arm and you're going to take six
[1299.9s] bite damage, piercing damage.
[1304.9s] Gross.
[1305.9s] Vorunax, that's going to be a 16.
[1310.9s] No, 19.
[1312.9s] Oh, yeah.
[1313.9s] Okay, cool.
[1314.9s] And Sully, there were a couple on you.
[1317.9s] That's a natural 20.
[1319.9s] Oh, no.
[1320.9s] I can't bring it on.
[1321.9s] They're mad now.
[1322.9s] You stabbed their friend through the ear.
[1323.9s] They're mad now, but I did only roll a one.
[1325.9s] Two dice, one plus, so that's five piercing damage.
[1329.9s] That's fine.
[1330.9s] That's fine.
[1331.9s] That's fine.
[1332.9s] All right, one more to the top.
[1333.9s] One more time.
[1334.9s] We got Sully.
[1338.9s] Okay, so two just stabbed me.
[1341.9s] Bit you.
[1342.9s] Bit me.
[1343.9s] Okay, well, while their nomers are on me, I want to ... I still have my daggers in
[1351.9s] my hand, so I was like this, and then the guy dropped, and then they bit me.
[1356.9s] I want to go ... So if they're biting on my bicep, I want to stab them kind
[1362.9s] of from behind.
[1363.9s] Yeah, love it.
[1364.9s] Yeah.
[1365.9s] I'm doing that.
[1368.9s] A 13.
[1370.9s] Yeah, but they're latched on to you, so it's with advantage for you.
[1375.9s] So you get to roll again.
[1377.9s] I think I said 13 hit, though, but maybe you get a natural 20.
[1380.9s] I didn't.
[1381.9s] I rolled a five.
[1382.9s] Okay, so definitely hit them.
[1384.9s] So roll some damage.
[1389.9s] First dagger for the one on my right is a four plus five, nine.
[1397.9s] And the other one is a seven.
[1400.9s] Daggers go into the tops of the heads of both of these, and they drop as well.
[1404.9s] I'm going to have to get rabies shot at something.
[1406.9s] Did you get all the tests done before we went on the road, like I told you to?
[1411.9s] No.
[1412.9s] That's psychotic.
[1414.9s] Psychotic.
[1415.9s] Who goes for tests and blood tests and immunizations before going to a Halloween party?
[1419.9s] But doesn't bring weapons.
[1421.9s] I don't understand your priorities.
[1423.9s] That's quite odd.
[1424.9s] The invitation did not say Chewy Chewy Nom Nom Zombie Gnomes.
[1429.9s] It also didn't say bring your own baguette.
[1432.9s] It wasn't B-Y-O-B.
[1433.9s] Wait, who leaves home without a baguette?
[1437.9s] Like literally everyone else in this room.
[1440.9s] It's not even our turn yet.
[1442.9s] We're just yelling at each other.
[1444.9s] This is what's being said during the fight.
[1446.9s] Exactly.
[1447.9s] You want to give me an attack roll there, Glim?
[1450.9s] Yeah, and I'm just going to try and do the same thing and just hit the other arm.
[1455.9s] Unarmed strike is plus six, so that's a 15.
[1459.9s] Love it.
[1460.9s] Almost like you pin them up.
[1462.9s] You tell me if this feels right.
[1463.9s] You pin them up and then stab into them with your blade.
[1468.9s] I could maybe hold them up and then just disembowel all three, just right across.
[1476.9s] That's so much cooler than what I was thinking.
[1478.9s] I thought you would poke each individual one, but that would be real awkward.
[1481.9s] Just like shanking them held up against the wall.
[1484.9s] Her sword is big.
[1486.9s] It's hard.
[1488.9s] You got to have that good reach back.
[1490.9s] No, yours was cooler.
[1493.9s] I don't know how many are left in this room.
[1495.9s] Vorunax, do you want to do something cool before Hillop eats a sandwich?
[1501.9s] We can figure these shackles out.
[1503.9s] I'd say there's a couple more left in there.
[1505.9s] Couple more left in here.
[1507.9s] There's definitely two on Hillop because he hasn't done anything.
[1512.9s] There's like what?
[1513.9s] Like three on me or something? Four?
[1515.9s] There were five and then you...
[1517.9s] Yeah, I think I got most of them on the last one.
[1522.9s] Yeah, you describe what you do and then it'll take a bunch of them out if it works.
[1529.9s] I pull out my hand and I just do a quick snap.
[1532.9s] And there's this snap that goes off in all of their heads.
[1537.9s] And some psychic damage is dealt from it unless they want to make an intelligence 20 DC save.
[1544.9s] They're going to try.
[1546.9s] Wow.
[1547.9s] Bless them.
[1548.9s] Bless them.
[1549.9s] Bless this little zombie garden.
[1551.9s] No, no, they definitely didn't do it.
[1553.9s] That's a 10. They barely made it halfway.
[1556.9s] That's 25 psychic damage.
[1559.9s] As all of the remaining zombies, countless because I didn't keep track, their heads explode and coat the room.
[1569.9s] Oh, gross, but awesome.
[1572.9s] Yeah, it was real good.
[1574.9s] That was pretty cool.
[1576.9s] You look over and you see Hillop about ready to eat.
[1578.9s] Maybe take a bite of the baguette as it exploded.
[1581.9s] I will not be eating that one.
[1584.9s] Maybe we swing by the kitchen later and see if the ghost is a good guy or a bad guy.
[1590.9s] Maybe he's got some food for us.
[1592.9s] Perhaps.
[1593.9s] I want to try to pick the lock on my shackle.
[1598.9s] Yeah, you're out of combat now so you can do what you need to get out of the shackles.
[1605.9s] I've got, what is it, sleight of hand?
[1609.9s] Sleight of hand would be cool.
[1611.9s] You need sleight of foot for that one.
[1613.9s] I got a plus nine in that.
[1616.9s] Do you have lockpick tools?
[1618.9s] Yes.
[1619.9s] Alright, good.
[1620.9s] I was going to say, be weird if you didn't.
[1622.9s] No, I have a flute.
[1623.9s] I left them at home.
[1624.9s] No, I have a flute.
[1628.9s] Okay.
[1629.9s] I'll do 20 plus sleight of hand.
[1631.9s] Oh, I have to actually roll for it.
[1633.9s] Now it just busts us all up.
[1634.9s] Oh, yay.
[1636.9s] That is a 26.
[1638.9s] I want to see how long you're there for.
[1639.9s] Oh, wow.
[1641.9s] You maybe play it up a little bit.
[1644.9s] Like, oh, it's so slippery and you can't do it.
[1646.9s] But then you have no problem going around and picking the locks on everybody.
[1652.9s] Nice.
[1653.9s] I'm doing you last, Hillop, because you know why.
[1656.9s] Well, I don't specifically know for this reason why.
[1662.9s] I would have shared, but it's covered in the brain's guts now.
[1667.9s] And that's why.
[1669.9s] Because you want it?
[1671.9s] No, no, thanks.
[1672.9s] Do you guys have any idea what Mirror Dude was talking about?
[1676.9s] No.
[1677.9s] Sounds like I used...
[1681.9s] Varnas did bad things, but you summoned something or called something
[1687.9s] sometime, somewhere, multiple times.
[1690.9s] Multiple times and drugged something to somewhere they didn't want to go.
[1694.9s] Oh, oh, oh, oh.
[1696.9s] It's magic.
[1697.9s] Oh.
[1698.9s] You know.
[1699.9s] Oh, fuck.
[1700.9s] Oh, this is not karaoke.
[1701.9s] This is Moot's fault, that dick.
[1705.9s] I bet this is that fucking unicorn.
[1708.9s] Unicorn.
[1709.9s] Wait.
[1710.9s] Y'all fucked with a unicorn?
[1712.9s] Not on purpose?
[1714.9s] Not on purpose and not only one time.
[1718.9s] This is quite elaborate.
[1720.9s] It is quite elaborate.
[1723.9s] You did sort of have a flair, though.
[1725.9s] But his name is not Unicorn.
[1727.9s] It's Eunice Acron.
[1731.9s] Uh-huh.
[1732.9s] I'm hearing it now.
[1734.9s] It seems obvious now.
[1738.9s] Oh, shit.
[1739.9s] Oh, man.
[1740.9s] We did do the thing.
[1742.9s] Well, I...
[1743.9s] Okay, hold on.
[1744.9s] I thought mistaken identity for sure.
[1745.9s] I mean, they got Moot.
[1747.9s] Obviously we'll, like, properly get him back.
[1749.9s] I mean, we need to save Moot.
[1751.9s] But I mean, like, that?
[1753.9s] Like, it was Moot's fault.
[1756.9s] So what you're saying, you're going to leave Moot here
[1758.9s] and you're not going to save him from the unicorn?
[1760.9s] No, that was absolutely the opposite.
[1762.9s] I said we have to save him,
[1764.9s] but it was definitely his fault.
[1766.9s] Yes.
[1768.9s] Like, I don't feel guilt over this.
[1770.9s] Yeah, me neither.
[1772.9s] I don't even have anything to do with it,
[1774.9s] but, I mean, y'all were cool to hang out with
[1776.9s] for the party, so I'll give you a hand.
[1778.9s] Yeah, we're sorry, y'all.
[1780.9s] Wrapped up in this.
[1782.9s] I feel very validated with all of my corn jokes now.
[1784.9s] So, you know.
[1786.9s] You know what, you're right.
[1788.9s] You psychically were making incredibly bang-on puns,
[1791.9s] and we still didn't quite realize,
[1794.9s] which, again, when you say unicorn,
[1797.9s] it's right there.
[1799.9s] See, I was thinking acorn,
[1801.9s] and I thought it had something to do with nets.
[1803.9s] That's crazy.
[1805.9s] No, bring it back.
[1807.9s] Get to a party's crazy.
[1809.9s] Okay, what should we do?
[1811.9s] Go through the door, smash through the mirror?
[1813.9s] What do you think?
[1815.9s] I mean, the door's smashed through a little bit.
[1817.9s] We could finish the smashing and go on.
[1819.9s] I'm going to kick that door now.
[1821.9s] Here I go with my dragon foot.
[1823.9s] We cut out into the hall,
[1825.9s] and then there's this huge foot
[1827.9s] and, like, stumble out as these...
[1829.9s] You're still wearing your costume
[1831.9s] as all of these spider legs pour out
[1833.9s] into the hall
[1835.9s] through this door that
[1837.9s] appeared stronger than it actually was
[1839.9s] with this gnome on the other side.
[1841.9s] You pick yourself up,
[1843.9s] and the hallway before you,
[1845.9s] you're the first to see it,
[1847.9s] but as everybody else joins you,
[1849.9s] does not look
[1851.9s] like any of the other hallways.
[1853.9s] It's not as well done up
[1855.9s] or cleaned up
[1857.9s] or any pristine.
[1859.9s] The wallpaper's peeling off of the walls.
[1861.9s] The paintings are hanging,
[1863.9s] and you see,
[1865.9s] you visualize
[1867.9s] this wave,
[1869.9s] this ripple that goes down,
[1871.9s] and the wallpaper
[1873.9s] and the wood is pushing out
[1875.9s] down this hallway
[1877.9s] as these whispers intensify.
[1879.9s] Are we thinking, like, Frightener's style?
[1881.9s] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[1883.9s] Being no stranger to hallucinatory
[1885.9s] terrain, is this really happening?
[1887.9s] That's a great...
[1889.9s] Or is this is real and everything else was...
[1891.9s] Oh, was it all a glamour
[1893.9s] and it's really just a shithole?
[1895.9s] Well, the stuff with the hallway, like...
[1897.9s] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[1899.9s] I think you're right.
[1901.9s] Make an arcana check
[1903.9s] with advantage for you,
[1905.9s] Vorunax. Yeah, sure.
[1907.9s] Twenty-six.
[1909.9s] What? Yes, it does appear
[1911.9s] to be actually happening.
[1913.9s] Oh, this is fun.
[1915.9s] From haunted house to fun house.
[1923.9s] Okay, so...
[1925.9s] And we think this is...
[1927.9s] Like, ghosties?
[1929.9s] Or what are we...
[1931.9s] Well, they did tell us
[1933.9s] the story. Didn't he tell us
[1935.9s] the story of the whispering
[1937.9s] walls?
[1939.9s] The eerie laughter, the whispers
[1941.9s] and the faint...
[1943.9s] And they, like, soaked up the terrible things
[1945.9s] that happened to the people in this.
[1947.9s] And then we heard the bits
[1949.9s] and the pieces of the stories that we missed.
[1951.9s] Like, curse befalls
[1953.9s] and music
[1955.9s] sends shivers.
[1957.9s] And you hear, like, a plunking chord.
[1959.9s] Is that all now a lie?
[1961.9s] Because this is all a trick?
[1963.9s] Or is that real?
[1965.9s] Does anyone have, like, a spectral...
[1967.9s] A haunted mansion?
[1969.9s] We need to find them
[1971.9s] in order to find out the exact news
[1973.9s] because I am just Hylap, the business partner
[1975.9s] of Glim. I don't know the rules
[1977.9s] of this space.
[1979.9s] Yeah, I was sort of just asking to the room,
[1981.9s] not, like, you specifically, Hylap.
[1983.9s] Not all about you, Hylap.
[1985.9s] If anything, if I had to sort of create
[1987.9s] of the people in the room that I would...
[1989.9s] I was at the top.
[1991.9s] You wouldn't...
[1993.9s] You're no longer at the top.
[1995.9s] No, now that we've proven that I don't know,
[1997.9s] I can be moved from the top
[1999.9s] and my rightful place down to
[2001.9s] the next in line.
[2003.9s] Alright, maybe we just walk down to Hylap.
[2005.9s] I'm just... I say we just go.
[2007.9s] Sure, yeah.
[2009.9s] Maybe I'll look at anything.
[2011.9s] Just close your eyes and go.
[2013.9s] No, don't close them.
[2015.9s] Maybe the arms shoot out of the walls
[2017.9s] at him and, like, grab him
[2019.9s] and are pulling him to either side.
[2021.9s] He says, it's not working! It's not working!
[2023.9s] Somebody help me!
[2025.9s] Help me!
[2027.9s] Take a sword, chop the arms.
[2029.9s] Chop the arms coming out of the wall?
[2031.9s] Yeah.
[2033.9s] Decisions, decisions.
[2035.9s] I mean, clarification.
[2037.9s] Oh, sorry, his arm.
[2039.9s] A clerical error, sorry.
[2041.9s] We can replace those.
[2043.9s] That's fine.
[2045.9s] It won't match.
[2047.9s] We'll replace it.
[2049.9s] You chop the arm
[2051.9s] and you chop it and it goes through
[2053.9s] as he's screaming and it
[2055.9s] falls and it just falls
[2057.9s] and it's a piece of wood
[2059.9s] that lands down on the ground.
[2061.9s] Okay, we've got to run fast,
[2063.9s] I think. Not with eyes closed
[2065.9s] so you can see the arms coming out
[2067.9s] and it's okay.
[2069.9s] Three, two, one, go!
[2071.9s] He bolts down the hallway.
[2073.9s] He still doesn't have a weapon.
[2075.9s] He's just going for it. Don't look at him run.
[2077.9s] He's just, I mean, I'm going to go.
[2079.9s] Help me!
[2081.9s] Oh my god!
[2083.9s] Son of a birch.
[2087.9s] Let's do a bit of a skills challenge
[2089.9s] as we're making our way through this house
[2091.9s] to try and find Eunice A. Krohn.
[2093.9s] Eunice A. Krohn.
[2095.9s] Okay, we got it.
[2097.9s] Yeah, I know.
[2099.9s] It's good.
[2101.9s] I'm surprised that I was the one who figured it out.
[2107.9s] You're like, keep transporting
[2109.9s] against their will
[2111.9s] from one place to another.
[2113.9s] Like, hmm.
[2115.9s] No, that doesn't check out.
[2117.9s] Sounds like we've never done that.
[2119.9s] I was thinking about me
[2121.9s] something I did.
[2123.9s] Tom's not even here and it's his fucking fault.
[2125.9s] I thought it was going to be timey stuff.
[2127.9s] Fucking unicorn.
[2129.9s] So we can go in
[2131.9s] same initiative order.
[2133.9s] Sully Glim Vorunax
[2135.9s] who is stuck.
[2137.9s] So arms are shooting out.
[2139.9s] Ghostly apparitions,
[2141.9s] if you will,
[2143.9s] trying to capture you as you run by.
[2145.9s] What do you do
[2147.9s] to either help yourself or help your group
[2149.9s] move down swiftly
[2151.9s] through the hallway?
[2153.9s] Okay, you guys, so like, since I was
[2155.9s] these are not all made
[2157.9s] of the same wood.
[2159.9s] So I'm going to use my
[2163.9s] nature
[2165.9s] to
[2167.9s] so you got to look for the ones
[2169.9s] that are lighter than the others
[2171.9s] and those ones, they're brittle.
[2173.9s] They break easily. That's soft wood.
[2175.9s] You don't want to use that for nothing.
[2177.9s] So I tell them that
[2179.9s] and as I run,
[2181.9s] I use
[2183.9s] my frightful sword of reflection,
[2185.9s] but without any of the powers, to purposely
[2187.9s] hit the ones that are the weak woods.
[2189.9s] Okay.
[2191.9s] Long winded, does that work?
[2193.9s] Love it. Roll nature.
[2197.9s] 15.
[2199.9s] 15 will work.
[2201.9s] Hit that soft wood.
[2203.9s] You're puncturing all the wood
[2205.9s] as these arms are shooting
[2207.9s] out and things are trying to grab
[2209.9s] you. You're clearing away.
[2211.9s] You make it down to the end
[2213.9s] of this hallway. Hillop has made it down.
[2215.9s] You see Hillop being pulled.
[2217.9s] He's got legs through one
[2219.9s] hole and arms and the other.
[2221.9s] He's suspended on
[2223.9s] either side and he looks over.
[2225.9s] Sully, help!
[2227.9s] It's not my turn anymore.
[2229.9s] It's not your turn anymore.
[2231.9s] Glenn Vorunax as you come up behind Glimit
[2233.9s] is your turn.
[2235.9s] And he is further down.
[2237.9s] He ran very, very fast
[2239.9s] this time. So fast.
[2241.9s] He was very fast with his no weapons.
[2243.9s] I think I'm just going to use
[2245.9s] athletics
[2247.9s] to try to dodge the
[2249.9s] arms up and over and maybe
[2251.9s] parkour up the wall.
[2253.9s] Let's see how the roll goes.
[2255.9s] The roll doesn't go great.
[2257.9s] That is a
[2259.9s] nine.
[2261.9s] Love it.
[2263.9s] You immediately
[2265.9s] bolt as you're rounding this corner.
[2267.9s] You kind of tap Sully.
[2269.9s] It looks real cool
[2271.9s] for the first five or ten feet.
[2273.9s] You're making your way.
[2275.9s] You're jumping up on the arms.
[2277.9s] And then one of them grabs your foot
[2279.9s] and you swing and you smack your head
[2281.9s] down on the ground.
[2283.9s] You're going to take
[2285.9s] three bludgeoning damage as your forehead
[2287.9s] meets the floor.
[2289.9s] And you are now suspended by these ghosts
[2291.9s] upside down
[2293.9s] as Vorunax and Sully are making their way behind you.
[2295.9s] No, I'm in front.
[2297.9s] They kind of caught up.
[2299.9s] We're doing like group
[2301.9s] rolls here.
[2303.9s] Legs, so much longer than mine.
[2305.9s] Of course she's in front of me.
[2307.9s] Vorunax, you're coming up behind
[2309.9s] your spider legs
[2311.9s] following behind you.
[2313.9s] I'm going to pull out my
[2315.9s] days of playing
[2317.9s] varsity sports ball
[2319.9s] and water deep
[2321.9s] and juke and jive my way
[2323.9s] between these arms with some
[2325.9s] body deception.
[2331.9s] I love it.
[2333.9s] That's a skill I'm good at.
[2335.9s] Absolutely it is.
[2337.9s] Body deception.
[2339.9s] Twenty-seven.
[2341.9s] Okay, love it.
[2343.9s] Okay.
[2345.9s] You make your way.
[2347.9s] Do you want to get to Glim
[2349.9s] and help Glim or you want to make your way past Glim
[2351.9s] leave Glim for Sully and make your way to
[2353.9s] Hillup? I really want to make my way to
[2355.9s] Hillup because Hillup's doing
[2357.9s] not a smart thing.
[2359.9s] Welcome to
[2361.9s] Hillup.
[2363.9s] Love it.
[2365.9s] Hillup's turn. He is
[2367.9s] otherwise occupied.
[2369.9s] So you make your way
[2371.9s] to Hillup on your next turn.
[2373.9s] You can free him.
[2375.9s] Sully, it is your turn.
[2377.9s] So Glim is being suspended
[2379.9s] as if
[2381.9s] Glim owes
[2383.9s] the hallway lunch money.
[2387.9s] Give me my money.
[2389.9s] Back in elementary school, junior high
[2391.9s] or whatever cultist version
[2393.9s] of that would be.
[2399.9s] Sully was a gymnast
[2401.9s] so he's into the gymnastics.
[2403.9s] And this isn't really
[2405.9s] a side of himself that he's shown.
[2407.9s] But seeing Glim
[2409.9s] suspended upside down
[2411.9s] is very upsetting because
[2413.9s] she's always so strong and
[2415.9s] so he's pulling
[2417.9s] it out and he's going to use some acrobatics
[2419.9s] to
[2421.9s] essentially hand spring
[2423.9s] off of one of the hands that
[2425.9s] comes out or one of the wooden
[2427.9s] that comes out
[2429.9s] and then to kind
[2431.9s] of hand spring and do a backflip
[2433.9s] and land
[2435.9s] probably
[2437.9s] like
[2439.9s] like waist area
[2441.9s] like
[2443.9s] I'm so sorry my face is near your butt
[2445.9s] kind of thing.
[2447.9s] And try
[2449.9s] to add
[2451.9s] weight to it because he notices that one of
[2453.9s] them is not one of those strong woods.
[2455.9s] It's a weak wood.
[2457.9s] It's got that weak wood.
[2459.9s] Oh fuck off.
[2461.9s] Eight.
[2463.9s] I have a plus five in acrobatics.
[2467.9s] Ridiculous.
[2469.9s] So you managed to do
[2471.9s] the flips and the trips
[2473.9s] and then you make it and you land
[2475.9s] on Glim and now you're
[2477.9s] face to butt with Glim.
[2479.9s] The wood was
[2481.9s] not as weak as you thought it was
[2483.9s] though and it is now
[2487.9s] extended down and
[2489.9s] enveloping Glim and you
[2491.9s] and is beginning to pull you
[2493.9s] up into the ceiling.
[2497.9s] Glim you are about waist deep
[2499.9s] and that means Sully is
[2501.9s] Sully's head is up into the ceiling
[2503.9s] now as well. It is your
[2505.9s] turn to try and do something.
[2507.9s] We've got one, two
[2509.9s] successes, two failures.
[2511.9s] Uh oh. Oh that's
[2513.9s] really nice Sully. Thanks for the hug. I was
[2515.9s] feeling a bit embarrassed since I really
[2517.9s] missed that.
[2519.9s] Okay.
[2521.9s] What am I good at? Only talking
[2523.9s] things so.
[2525.9s] Try and reason with this wall.
[2527.9s] It's got ears.
[2529.9s] Oh because the
[2531.9s] ears hear the stuff.
[2533.9s] Oh Amy very
[2535.9s] good.
[2537.9s] Okay well maybe
[2543.9s] They're hands. Yeah.
[2545.9s] That's what we see is hands.
[2547.9s] Yeah we've established yet.
[2549.9s] Okay so I'm going to use
[2551.9s] performance and I'm
[2553.9s] going to start singing the
[2555.9s] hand jive to see if I can
[2557.9s] get them involved
[2559.9s] in that and let us go
[2561.9s] because they gotta use
[2563.9s] those hands you know.
[2565.9s] If I've known any hand jive
[2567.9s] if you hear it you have to start doing it.
[2569.9s] You have to do it legally.
[2571.9s] It's really good guys.
[2573.9s] Nice.
[2575.9s] Twenty one.
[2577.9s] That was a laugh
[2579.9s] that could have gone either way. I liked it.
[2581.9s] I really didn't know it was going to happen.
[2583.9s] I fucked up guys.
[2585.9s] I see the same laugh.
[2587.9s] No that's awesome. Okay.
[2589.9s] That's true.
[2591.9s] Hand jive begins
[2593.9s] and you feel them begin to
[2595.9s] release and all along the hallway
[2597.9s] even hillops begin to release as well.
[2599.9s] And he falls flat on the ground
[2601.9s] and you two tumble down on the ground as well
[2603.9s] as the hand jive
[2605.9s] is now careful
[2607.9s] as the
[2609.9s] hand jive is now
[2611.9s] commencing.
[2613.9s] That is not how you hand jive.
[2615.9s] What did I see
[2617.9s] when my head was stuck up in the ceiling?
[2619.9s] What did you see when your head was
[2621.9s] stuck up in the ceiling?
[2623.9s] You saw a glimpsed butt.
[2625.9s] But if you look to the left
[2627.9s] you saw
[2629.9s] like this
[2631.9s] temporal vortex
[2633.9s] like this black space with
[2635.9s] colors swirling all around it.
[2637.9s] You saw ghostly figures moving
[2639.9s] in and out of the space. You saw
[2641.9s] off into the distance this light
[2643.9s] that looked like it was this greenery
[2645.9s] beyond it.
[2647.9s] As you
[2649.9s] fall to the ground, hand jive is
[2651.9s] commencing around you. Three successes.
[2653.9s] You are
[2655.9s] able to continue the hand jive
[2657.9s] and continue this performance
[2659.9s] all the way down
[2661.9s] and make your way out of this hallway
[2663.9s] to where there's a clearing away from all
[2665.9s] the whispering in the arms.
[2667.9s] You are at the base
[2669.9s] of what appears to be
[2671.9s] the similar winding staircase
[2673.9s] that you went down
[2675.9s] in the tour earlier in the evening.
[2679.9s] Wow, that was
[2681.9s] brilliant. Glam way to go.
[2683.9s] Very. Well, everybody
[2685.9s] likes to dance, I think. Especially
[2687.9s] here. I know they're kind of like trying to kill
[2689.9s] us now, but everybody's kind of obvious.
[2691.9s] They were born to hand jive, baby. Should we go up?
[2693.9s] Yeah. I mean, these stairs
[2695.9s] led to the kitchen earlier.
[2697.9s] Are we not near
[2699.9s] that or should we
[2701.9s] look around, see if the entrance
[2703.9s] to the kitchen's nearby? But I
[2705.9s] assume based off of everything I've learned
[2707.9s] so far that this is kind of just an
[2709.9s] amorphous house. Yeah, nothing
[2711.9s] really seems to be where it was before.
[2713.9s] Yeah. Can we hear Benjamin crying?
[2715.9s] I'm going to listen really hard. You listen,
[2717.9s] you hear the sound of
[2719.9s] hands clapping and jiving.
[2721.9s] You hear, you don't
[2723.9s] hear Benjamin crying.
[2725.9s] You do hear the
[2727.9s] sound of like a clicking noise.
[2733.9s] Well, I don't love that.
[2735.9s] I don't think I do either. No.
[2737.9s] So up, up the
[2739.9s] stairs? That's the atlas just maybe.
[2741.9s] Each step you take, you hear that
[2743.9s] clicking noise and it sounds like it's moving
[2745.9s] above you in whatever
[2747.9s] ceiling space is above.
[2749.9s] And you're making your way rounding
[2751.9s] the staircase up to
[2753.9s] the foyer area.
[2755.9s] And you see the same
[2757.9s] hallway that you walk down
[2759.9s] that leads back out and around to
[2761.9s] the garden and the foyer.
[2763.9s] There is of course the main,
[2765.9s] the larger staircase that goes
[2767.9s] upstairs where you were told the
[2769.9s] Count's quarters were.
[2771.9s] And as
[2773.9s] you make your way up to this, this landing
[2775.9s] space, the
[2777.9s] picture frame on the wall,
[2779.9s] the one that you examined
[2781.9s] earlier, Vorunax, has
[2783.9s] swung completely open. And you
[2785.9s] see the image of
[2787.9s] Lady Azold
[2789.9s] and she is like peeking
[2791.9s] around a corner. Her eyes are
[2793.9s] glaring red.
[2795.9s] Everybody make a
[2797.9s] saving throw.
[2799.9s] Up the Constitution
[2801.9s] for Ryan.
[2803.9s] Add a plus, add a plus 4 to it.
[2805.9s] Oh wait. Oh it's still not enough.
[2807.9s] 6. 12.
[2809.9s] Or no 8. Sorry.
[2811.9s] Mine was 8. 25 for me then.
[2813.9s] Yours was 8?
[2815.9s] Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. Okay.
[2817.9s] You're gonna roll for Hillip too please?
[2819.9s] He has
[2821.9s] a 13. Plus 4.
[2823.9s] 17.
[2825.9s] Solly and Vorunax,
[2827.9s] you immediately
[2829.9s] lock eyes with Lady Azold
[2831.9s] and you feel yourself being
[2833.9s] like pulled forward towards
[2835.9s] her as if this
[2839.9s] as if some sort of force
[2841.9s] has like lifted you off your feet.
[2843.9s] Glim and Hillip, you
[2845.9s] see them, they're walking
[2847.9s] narrowly
[2849.9s] focused on this picture towards
[2851.9s] Lady Azold.
[2853.9s] Glim? Glim?
[2855.9s] I don't.
[2857.9s] We need to stop whatever that is.
[2859.9s] Hey guys! Come on!
[2861.9s] Maybe we
[2863.9s] punch them!
[2865.9s] Drag them down!
[2867.9s] It won't hurt if I do it!
[2869.9s] Who would just punch a defenseless person?
[2871.9s] Please don't do that.
[2873.9s] Punches Vorunax in the face
[2875.9s] for a 14.
[2877.9s] Misses.
[2879.9s] See, it didn't hurt.
[2881.9s] I was just trying something.
[2883.9s] Averting my eyes, I'm gonna maybe
[2885.9s] try and go and attack the picture.
[2887.9s] Yeah, that's a good idea.
[2889.9s] Rather than our friends.
[2891.9s] Love it.
[2893.9s] So that is a
[2895.9s] 20. No. Yep.
[2897.9s] 23. Stationary object.
[2899.9s] You got it.
[2903.9s] So that's 10 damage
[2905.9s] to Le Painting.
[2907.9s] Okay, you swing down into
[2909.9s] this painting and a
[2911.9s] hideous scream comes out of this
[2913.9s] flashing red light blares.
[2915.9s] Vorunax and Sully, you're immediately
[2917.9s] snapped out. You've made it like
[2919.9s] five feet, just like reaching
[2921.9s] out towards this picture frame.
[2923.9s] This blinding red light
[2925.9s] and like these ghostly apparitions
[2927.9s] begin pouring out and into
[2929.9s] the halls and being
[2931.9s] sucked up into the walls of the building.
[2933.9s] And it begins to rumble and shake
[2935.9s] around you.
[2937.9s] Aw, thanks.
[2939.9s] I mean, glad I stopped that.
[2941.9s] This whole situation seems
[2943.9s] bad now.
[2945.9s] Hey, unicorn asshole.
[2947.9s] Come down here and fight like a
[2949.9s] real horse.
[2951.9s] There is a
[2953.9s] snap.
[2955.9s] And all four of you
[2957.9s] find yourselves
[2959.9s] crouched in a
[2961.9s] completely
[2963.9s] uncomfortable and
[2965.9s] confining cave.
[2967.9s] And down at
[2969.9s] the end of this cave,
[2971.9s] you see the face of
[2973.9s] the unicorn staring at
[2975.9s] you. And he says, how does it
[2977.9s] feel?
[2979.9s] Yeah, it feels bad. We
[2981.9s] acknowledge that. I feel like we always
[2983.9s] did. Why did you keep doing it?
[2985.9s] It was
[2987.9s] an accident. You know what?
[2989.9s] Moot can't actually control it.
[2991.9s] The magic
[2993.9s] in him is unpredictable.
[2995.9s] Once he turned into a goat,
[2997.9s] he used to be taller.
[2999.9s] He used to be taller. He was
[3001.9s] a goat for a while.
[3003.9s] I told you
[3005.9s] the last time that if it
[3007.9s] happened again that you would regret
[3009.9s] it. Guess what happened?
[3011.9s] Guess what
[3013.9s] happened? I showed
[3015.9s] up at a fucking
[3017.9s] potato explosion.
[3019.9s] Oh, no.
[3021.9s] Oh, no.
[3023.9s] Oh, so the potato
[3025.9s] explosion was trying to
[3027.9s] make amends and voicing
[3029.9s] just a party and having
[3031.9s] a good time being like,
[3033.9s] OK, let bygones be bygones.
[3035.9s] It's been a couple years. They've learned
[3037.9s] their lesson. And then a fucking
[3039.9s] potato explosion
[3043.9s] poured into my entire
[3045.9s] entire village. Oh, my
[3047.9s] goodness. I don't
[3049.9s] know what to say. I'm really sorry.
[3051.9s] I mean, there's no
[3053.9s] excuse. I'm saying sorry as an
[3055.9s] apology, not as an admission of guilt
[3057.9s] because I cannot control what
[3059.9s] Moot does. Moot's his
[3061.9s] own man. Lord, I've
[3063.9s] tried. And to be
[3065.9s] fair to these two, they had
[3067.9s] nothing to do with it. I mean, we
[3069.9s] don't either. I'm
[3071.9s] not laughing. Are we just guilty
[3073.9s] by association?
[3075.9s] Is that what's going on here?
[3077.9s] And really, let's be
[3079.9s] honest. It was
[3081.9s] bad and wrong. I agree.
[3083.9s] We shouldn't have done it. It was
[3085.9s] probably frightening and disorienting
[3087.9s] and angering.
[3089.9s] But really, haven't you now in
[3091.9s] punishment to us and Moot done
[3093.9s] the same thing to these two fine
[3095.9s] gentlemen who have done nothing wrong
[3097.9s] ever in their lives?
[3099.9s] What if
[3101.9s] they've now like, you
[3103.9s] know, now they've got vengeance and
[3105.9s] they're hot and they're going to go after you and
[3107.9s] make some sort of big potty trap.
[3109.9s] Yeah. Have you thought about
[3111.9s] that? I know
[3113.9s] that hurt unicorns, hurt
[3115.9s] people,
[3117.9s] but I think you're just sort
[3119.9s] of perpetuating the cycle and it's not
[3121.9s] a great idea. Yes, no.
[3123.9s] You're going to stay in this
[3125.9s] cave for a while.
[3127.9s] I'm not going to tell you
[3129.9s] what Vorunax has
[3131.9s] or has not done, but he deserves
[3133.9s] to stay in this cave for a while
[3135.9s] too. Well, he seemed like nothing
[3137.9s] but nice to me. And Hylop,
[3139.9s] you know what Hylop's done.
[3141.9s] Yeah, but being annoying isn't
[3143.9s] a crime.
[3145.9s] Isn't it? I'm going
[3147.9s] to take Moot.
[3149.9s] And he's going to be in my new
[3151.9s] haunted house for quite some time.
[3153.9s] You're having a whole new haunted
[3155.9s] house? Well, this one's falling apart.
[3157.9s] Are we invited to that one?
[3159.9s] I mean, because aside from this, the rest
[3161.9s] of the party was awesome.
[3163.9s] Oh my gosh. Thank you.
[3165.9s] I do enjoy throwing
[3167.9s] a party. A shindig, if you will.
[3169.9s] Mr. Mortimer really puts it on.
[3171.9s] Oh my gosh. Where did you find him?
[3173.9s] Well, he
[3175.9s] was trapped here.
[3179.9s] How do you come across this place?
[3181.9s] Like left
[3183.9s] in the family?
[3185.9s] It was a family abode.
[3187.9s] All of the images
[3189.9s] and stuff, they're actually unicorns.
[3191.9s] They put it on. We were going to have
[3193.9s] a unicorn themed event.
[3195.9s] But then the potato incident
[3197.9s] happened and I was like, no, no, Mr.
[3199.9s] Mortimer. I'm so mad at Moot now.
[3201.9s] We could have been
[3203.9s] at a unicorn themed event,
[3205.9s] Solly. Maybe next time.
[3207.9s] He disappoints me on so many
[3209.9s] levels. You could leave me here.
[3211.9s] I could come help you plan your next
[3213.9s] haunted house or event
[3215.9s] if you wanted to be as horrific as this one.
[3217.9s] I could give you some pointers.
[3219.9s] Not a bad job.
[3221.9s] I feel like you could have upped it up
[3223.9s] on maybe the blood and gore.
[3225.9s] Like if the hands weren't made of wood
[3227.9s] and they were actually like, oh, dismembered
[3229.9s] hands would be pretty good. Yes, yes, yeah, that
[3231.9s] could have been good too. You know, I can hook you up
[3233.9s] with some people like
[3235.9s] most people do the blood coming
[3237.9s] down the walls. I got a guy who can make it
[3239.9s] come up the walls. Up the
[3241.9s] walls? Up the fucking walls.
[3243.9s] Oh my god. I mean, I paid money.
[3245.9s] I would pay money to see that.
[3247.9s] Me too.
[3249.9s] Okay. So you're going to stay
[3251.9s] here and think about what you've done for a little
[3253.9s] while. Okay, we'll stay
[3255.9s] here and think about what Moot has done.
[3257.9s] Moot's going to come with me.
[3259.9s] Vorunax,
[3261.9s] once you find a way to get
[3263.9s] out too, come join me.
[3265.9s] I am vindictive.
[3267.9s] So I'm not going to just let you free,
[3269.9s] but I will enjoy a party
[3271.9s] next time around. And Vorunax, I'm going to
[3273.9s] take you up on that blood up the walls.
[3275.9s] That's an interesting thing.
[3277.9s] Hold on, has Moot completely ruined the
[3279.9s] party invitation from now on?
[3283.9s] Like, are we banned from the future parties?
[3287.9s] If you can go a full year
[3289.9s] without summoning
[3291.9s] me to a random location
[3295.9s] with an onslaught of mashed potato
[3297.9s] and gravy.
[3299.9s] Gravy too, huh?
[3301.9s] A full year
[3303.9s] to the day.
[3305.9s] Then your invite
[3307.9s] will be sent. So Moot, is he like
[3309.9s] in pain or anything?
[3311.9s] You hear muffled
[3313.9s] calls.
[3315.9s] Well, at least
[3317.9s] he's alive. Yeah.
[3319.9s] I mean,
[3321.9s] he can't...
[3323.9s] I mean,
[3325.9s] of course, we are fully
[3327.9s] on board with never summoning you
[3329.9s] anywhere ever again. Absolutely.
[3331.9s] One year, at the very least. For an entire
[3333.9s] year. Proving
[3335.9s] a pattern at that point.
[3337.9s] Moot
[3339.9s] is the one who is
[3341.9s] doing the magic.
[3343.9s] So...
[3345.9s] So Moot lives with me now.
[3349.9s] I mean, that makes... That's okay. Makes
[3351.9s] sense. Yeah. Vorunax agrees.
[3353.9s] If Moot accidentally summons
[3357.9s] the unicorn, then it doesn't go anywhere
[3359.9s] because it's with him.
[3361.9s] Okay, wait.
[3363.9s] What if
[3365.9s] Moot just doesn't do magic
[3367.9s] anymore?
[3369.9s] Like, we can teach him to fight and stuff.
[3371.9s] Sure.
[3373.9s] Didn't you say it's an accidental thing?
[3375.9s] It's just kind of like... You mean
[3377.9s] like... Well, like if he does magic,
[3379.9s] like sometimes weird stuff happens.
[3381.9s] Sometimes there's like a consequence.
[3383.9s] Okay. Oh.
[3385.9s] I mean, his blog
[3387.9s] has been going really good.
[3389.9s] You know, the buffet reviews. Maybe he could
[3391.9s] just focus on that for a while.
[3393.9s] Love it. Okay.
[3395.9s] So what you've convinced me of is sending
[3397.9s] you home with Moot in this
[3399.9s] sealed encasement
[3401.9s] where he will be
[3403.9s] straw-fed buffet materials.
[3407.9s] Not perform magic.
[3409.9s] And then we'll see you next
[3411.9s] year at the...
[3413.9s] At the...
[3415.9s] I forgot my fucking name.
[3417.9s] At the Kron Manor
[3419.9s] Haunted Halloween Extravaganza.
[3421.9s] Okay, but if we're straw-feeding
[3423.9s] him...
[3425.9s] What... He's in this
[3427.9s] case.
[3429.9s] What comes in, what
[3431.9s] has to come out.
[3433.9s] That's too many logistics for the end of this episode.
[3435.9s] Oh, alright.
[3437.9s] You hear the sound
[3439.9s] of hooves clopping. It's like,
[3441.9s] figure it out. You'll get out.
[3443.9s] I managed to get out the last time
[3445.9s] we did this thing. It'll be fine.
[3447.9s] It'll be okay. Moot, you'll find him
[3449.9s] out by the front entryway.
[3451.9s] And you can just, like, glide him down
[3453.9s] in the carriage. Mr.
[3455.9s] Mortimer will make sure you get home.
[3457.9s] Okay. It's been really great talk.
[3459.9s] Don't let any of the ghosts
[3461.9s] eat you on the way out.
[3463.9s] Okay, thanks for the invitation.
[3465.9s] I mean, he was really, honestly, very
[3467.9s] reasonable. You know,
[3469.9s] I've seen worse.
[3471.9s] We fade up and out of the cave
[3473.9s] and all of you stuck
[3475.9s] in this underground
[3477.9s] abode and the
[3479.9s] haunted house beginning to crumble
[3481.9s] around on top of you.
[3483.9s] And sure enough, Moot,
[3485.9s] as if in
[3487.9s] a certain space
[3489.9s] type movie,
[3491.9s] is floating outside,
[3493.9s] being escorted by
[3495.9s] ghostly figures down to the carriage
[3497.9s] waiting for you to arrive as the
[3499.9s] blood moon rises over
[3501.9s] the haunted house of
[3503.9s] Count Kron.
[3513.9s] Dumbgeons and Dragons
[3515.9s] Halloween at Kron Manor
[3517.9s] Part 2.
[3519.9s] This episode starred Amy More as Sully,
[3521.9s] Carla Maxdead as Glim,
[3523.9s] with Kyle Claset as Vorunax,
[3525.9s] and Amy More as your dungeon master.
[3527.9s] Dialogue Editing and Sound Design by Russ More.
[3529.9s] This episode featured music from
[3531.9s] Epidemic Sound and sound effects
[3533.9s] from Epidemic Sound and sound ideas.
[3535.9s] A huge thank you to our supporting
[3537.9s] producers, Gabriel Lynch,
[3539.9s] Jessica Babyok, Cat Waterflame,
[3541.9s] Jacob Madden, Christian Brown,
[3543.9s] Angerong Kierzen, Craig Zeiss,
[3545.9s] Perry Matey, Old School Gamer D,
[3547.9s] Kayla Littlejohn,
[3549.9s] L.A. Branton, Nathaniel Teeter,
[3551.9s] and Luna. Join us today at
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[3557.9s] mean the episodes are stopping. We have our
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[3563.9s] 5 seasons, all to catch up
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[3569.9s] and hangouts.
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[3577.9s] cast. Thank you so much for listening,
[3579.9s] so you have a great week, and we'll
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[3587.9s] I love
[3589.9s] how it was all Tom's fault,
[3591.9s] and he's not even here. And he's not even
[3593.9s] here. He's not even here. He will never
[3595.9s] hear the end of this, but we shouldn't say
[3597.9s] anything until the episode comes out, I'm assuming.
[3599.9s] Oh, definitely not. That's right. He won't
[3601.9s] even know. It'll be a fun surprise for him.
[3603.9s] Make sure you listen to this one, Tom.
[3605.9s] There are some repercussions
[3607.9s] for you, Tom.
[3609.9s] Way to go, Tom.
[3611.9s] Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.